My husband and I have known each other for about 15 years, and as a couple we’ve only purchased and decorated one Christmas tree. We always traveled during the Holidays so it never made sense to get a tree that no one would see and enjoy.
Even after our oldest was born we still left the tree buying and decorating to grandparents since we would be at their house during the holidays anyway.
When my daughter was 3 we finally decided it was time to get a tree. After all, Christmas was going to be at our house because I was just days away from having my son, and nobody wanted to miss that. So we hopped in the car, well I kind of hobbled, and headed to a nearby Christmas tree lot.
My daughter was so excited, it was her first Christmas tree, so we let her pick out her favorite. We plopped it on the car and headed home to start the decorating festivities. We lived in a condo on the second floor at the time so my husband had to carry the tree up 2 flights of stairs alone.
When he finally got it up the stairs it was time to hammer on the stand, so my neighbor and I watched as he did his handy work. Then as he was hammering something fell from the tree and I screamed, “What is that!” There were 3 white things on the ground.
My husband looked closer and that’s when we all figured it out. RATS!
I slammed the front door, my neighbor slammed hers and my husband flew down the stairs.
There were baby rats in our tree – I think 5 of them and they had fallen out of their nest. From the windows of the condo I yelled at him about what we should do. I think he was grossed out because he had that tree on his shoulder for 2 flights of stairs.
And we were all wondering, where the heck is the Mama Rat?
With the help of our neighbor’s husband they sent the rats to a better place and far away from my front balcony.
I called the Christmas tree lot and told them what happened and that they needed to come get their tree. So that year we decided against a Christmas tree and decorated one of the house plants instead.
Last year my daughter’s persistence forced us to muster up the courage to get a tree. I made my husband thoroughly inspect it for residents before bringing it anywhere near the car. That tree turned out great.
This weekend we will be going Christmas tree shopping again, because the entire family will be coming here. Hopefully the tree will have a no vacancy sign again.
So when you go tree shopping, shake that tree and search between those branches…unless of course you want some extra mouths to feed this holiday season.
Have a great critter-free Holiday!